Aspiring Trump veep hits North Korean levels of sucking up

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Seditious conspirator and multi-indicted Donald Trump has now clinched the Republican Party's nomination for president.That means that it's time for the would-be contenders for Dear Leader's vice presidential slot to prove that they can suck up to the would-be strongman more than even Trump himself can handle.

Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina has been making a strong bid to be No. 1 Suck-Up, and on Fox News on Thursday, he sucked as hard as a sucker can suck. North Korean news broadcasters have nothing on this

Well, let me tell you what. If there's anyone who's paying attention to the details of 2024, it's Donald Trump. Who is now running, co-running, the RNC? Lara Trump. Why? Because he understands that the devil's in the details, so he puts his brilliant daughter-in-law in charge of our RNC apparatus so that all that [former RNC chair] Reince [Preibus] talked about, wise wise man that he is, will be taken care of.

OH COME ON NOW. There's sucking up and then there's sucking up; at this point EMTs need to be called out to remove Trump's whole upper torso from Scott's throat.

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