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Late Night Snark: The Wurlitzer of Evil Plays On...
"Meanwhile in Washington, Republicans chose a new House speaker: Mike Johnson, a man with 'resting assistant principal face.' Very little was known about Johnson before this week. Senator Susan Collins said, 'I was going to Google him this morning."
—John Oliver
"Kelly [Johnson] is just as weird as her husband. She runs something called Onward Christian Counseling Services, which offensively and outrageously equates being gay with bestiality. The type of therapy Kelly Johnson 'specializes' in breaks people into categories called Melancholy, Choleric, Sanguine, Supine, and Phlegmatic. Those are some 13th-century beliefs, which explains Speaker Johnson's plan to replace Obamacare with the Affordable Leech Act."
—Stephen Colbert
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