Life. Liberty. Lead paint

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We're on the tail end of a news cycle that featured conservative "alpha males" complaining that "these female M&M's are a slap in the face to men everywhere," among other hot take atrocities, but the great gas stove freakout of 2023 looks like it will be with us for some time yet. It's got everything needed to be the next Lightbulb Offensive or Low Flow Toilet Assault.

You remember that last one, right? Donald Trump spent his entire presidency wailing about needing to flush White House toilets five, or a dozen, or a bajillion times after doing his business; it turned out the major portion of the problem was probably not his diet, but his habit of clogging White House bowls with government documents he intended to destroy.

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