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This is embarrassing. Donald Trump—the criminally indicted ex-POTUS who’s running for president to Make America Drop the Charges Against This Perv (MADCAP!)—stepped on stage at the Iowa GOP Lincoln Dinner on Friday and was serenaded in an oddly specific way.
This speaks for itself, and if you can’t quite grasp the irony, all I can say is, “Oh, hey, Rep. Gohmert. They miss you in Congress. Wait, don’t eat that. Good God, don’t stick it in your ear either! Sheesh.”
Anyway, enjoy this sweet digestivo. It’s a fitting complement to the sumptuous indictment buffet we all feasted on this past week.
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